Dear Bad Luck Truck,

I know it's cold. I dont really want to get up in the morning either, but life must go on even when it's -20. Just be happy that you are not effected by the windchill as you are not made from cells, which are made from water. If you weren't such a gas hog, I would start you earlier in the morning to give you more time to warm up. It is already costing a fortune to keep you plugged in all night. I know you want a battery blanket for your birthday. I can't believe you're almost 3 years old already. Your loving mother, Alisha PS. You can turn off the check engine light. There's nothing wrong with you, it's just cold, get over it! Wind Chill Advisory

Statement as of 8:44 PM AKST on January 06, 2009 ... Wind Chill Advisory remains in effect until 12 PM akst Wednesday... A Wind Chill Advisory remains in effect until 12 PM akst Wednesday. Winds of 10 to 25 mph combined with temperatures of 10 below to 25 below will cause wind chill temperatures as cold as 50 below. Winds will weaken by noon Wednesday allowing wind chill temperatures to rise above 40 below. A Wind Chill Advisory means that very cold air and strong winds will combine to generate low wind chills. This will result in frost bite and lead to hypothermia if precautions are not taken.